Most Haunted Goes To Sea - by Liam R
First Aid: Boss, it’s back on.
Hotspot: Oh good.
Streetwise: Good lord, that psychic’s a chubber.
Groove: But he’s got psychic powers!
Blades: And First Aid is Ratchet.
First Aid: Oh that’s it motherfucker. The shit is on.
Hotspot: Your petty squabbling is detracting from the serious paranormal investigation going on tonight.
Streetwise: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Hotspot: That’s not funny.
Streetwise: Oh but it is.
Groove: What a surprise, they’ve come up with Shackleton the famous explorer.
First Aid: And astral beings.
Blades: What the hell is an astral?
First Aid: No fucking idea.
Streetwise: I’m blank.
Blades: Think they’re making it up?
Streetwise: What do you fucking think?
Blades: That’s why I’m asking you.
Groove: Oh a Charles as well.
Hotspot: While I’m glad that you are questioning what is being said on the show, but will you all please SHUT THE FUCK UP! I AM TRYING TO FUCKING LISTEN YOU USELESS BAGS OF FUCKING BOLTS!
Streetwise: Word to your mother.
Hotspot: Right, that’s it.
Groove: You missed the taps.
Hotspot: It’s an old fucking ship on a fucking river. Of course it’s going to tap and make noises.
Blades: Woah, that temperature drop was freaky.
Streetwise: Yeah, that convinced me.
First Aid: Me too.
Hotspot: Okay, they’re going to night vision so I suggest we use our party trick.
Blades: Party trick?
Hotspot: Oh yeah. Protectobots, UNITE!
