The Amazing Adventures Of FairyMaryMermaid Part Four

 

Well after the shenanigans of Christmas and New Year, things for me have calmed down considerably!!! I am now completing my final teaching practice! So I have become a model citizen!

 

I'm well into week three at school now, it is tiring but I am enjoying it! I have a nice class, with a lot of characters in there! I have my first assessment tomorrow, so I hope it all goes well! It can't possibly go any worse than yesterdays RE lesson, in which they had to draw what they think Jesus looked like! The lesson went well and the class were quietly drawing, I realised that the table of boys were unnaturally quiet so went to investigate! Their Jesus pictures included horns, chain saws, blood, headless corpse etc! I also had a wrestler look a likey and a disco Jesus in pink Lycra! Well I can say that I wasn't pleased! They had to go and show the head of RE and explain what they done! They now have detention for the rest of the week!!!! I think they had to re do it for homework too!!! So as long as nothing like that happens tomorrow I think it will all be fine!

 

My weeks are full of early mornings, crazy kids, lesson planning, assessments, evaluations, crap sandwiches and no smoking! My weekends are now officially the time for lie ins, late nights, drunk people, beer, wine, waking up in a bed that isn't mine, or the one I went to sleep in!!! That happened on Friday, a few of us went to a mate’s house in the country, drunk lots and lots and lots, I played some guitar, drank more! My mate got naked, I tried but was soon stopped! There are some interesting photos I must say!!! Anyway I had to sleep so crashed out upstairs in a room; I woke up in the morning in another room! Well.... not really sure what happened! I went in the garden to smoke and saw a pheasant! She has pheasants that live in the garden! It was too spinny, so found another room to sleep in for a bit longer!

 

I wonder what will happen this weekend, Nick wants us to do an all-nighter in town and end up in the 24 hour cafe that sells great tea and breakfasts!! We have done that loads of times and then caught the first bus back in the morning! I crashed out at 4:00 on Friday, so don't think I could handle an all nighter until I finish school! Anyway I am rambling now as its past my bed time! I hate having to go to bed at 11!!! In fact this is late for me! Never mind, look I am still rambling, I don't actually think I have written anything of any use to anyone!!!

 

Nite x

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