The Amazing Adventures Of FairyMaryMermaid Part Three
Ok, better late than never!!! Ill start-
21/12/06
My friend’s band were playing the Christmas gig at the pub that I drink in. They consist of 5 people, 1 of which I was having relations with! Well before the gig I had to attend my club girls night out in another pub. Now this group consists of about 30 middle aged women, who like to drink and have a laugh as much as me when they are out! I made the stupid mistake of telling one of them about the before mentioned band member! Well they decided they were all coming to the pub with me to see the band and the member!!! So a coach was booked and everyone huddled on! My friend then proceeded to stand up in the front and announce that I was sleeping with the drummer! Well I was a lamb to the slaughter. The girls were going for blood and I knew they would go out of their way to humiliate me!! We reached the pub, I got in first went straight to my friend who was stood right by the door and desperately tried to explain as quick as I could! I was too late the mob followed suit and proceeded to shout "where is the drummer?" "Is that him?" "Oh he's really cute" etc! Well that was it he was absolutely petrified!!! I was really mad with the girls, but I do look back on it and laugh now!!! Anyway the gig was great and a good time was had by all! We then went into town to carry on the evening! I somehow got involved in licking. It was a game a friend and I made up ages ago about would you rather lick _____ or ______.Well I made it my mission to lick everyone's beard in the pub! Surprisingly the men were letting me!! I was taken home after falling asleep on the table at the all night cafe we go to.
I spent the next two days suffering from a desperate hangover!!!
Christmas Eve!-
We went down to the pub for a few drinks with everyone, and had a good night! It was soon time to go home. Me and my mate were walking up the street full of the Christmas spirit (or the other spirits!) Well we came across an unconscious man in the flower beds! He had obviously been beaten up and was out cold. So me being nice decided I would help the man! He came round but couldn't talk, but he squeezed my hand so I knew he was alive! The ambulance came and got the man up. He got all violent and wondered off up the road!!! What a waste. I was devastated and apologised to the ambulance people! They said I did the right thing! So that was my good deed of the day! We managed to find a pub that was still open so had another drink! I got back home and realised that I hadn't wrapped my presents! I also couldn't find and wrapping paper, so they were lovingly wrapped with newspaper! How sad!!!
Christmas day was a lovely uneventful day. I spent the day with my family, eating drinking, watching telly, playing games etc. I was very nice.
Boxing Day!
Well I had to work all day, but me and my work colleague decided to get drunk as everyone else was!!! We played the game that I chose a drink then he chose a drink! I started nicely on a half of lager, by the 4th drink we were on shots!!! It wasn't pretty. I then decided that I wanted relations with the drummer! So I went into town with some friends for a few drinks. Then I phoned him to ask if I could stay. So off I went to his house and you can fill in the missing details there!!!!!........
The next day we went for a lovely pub lunch with all the boys, spent a long time there then I had to go home and go to work in the evening.
The next few days passed without trouble.
New Years Eve!!!
Well we went to my friends house, she is the lead singer in the before mentioned band, so decided it would be a good idea for the band to play! It was a turban theme, so I came as an Arabian princess! Basically my costume consisted of a lot of pink, decorated with netting and jewels! I looked great! The party was really good. We just danced to the band and drank lots! I was well behaved and didn't realise how drunk I was until the morning!!! I was filled in with rather a lot of missing memory!!! It included me walking around outside with my skirt above my head, refusing to get out from under the table, asking the drummer to sleep with me! Etc. gosh! Well Nick took me home and it was the worst weather ever! He was dragging me along the street, and I stopped, he turned around as I said I can't walk anymore, and there I was stood with my skirt around my ankles!!! The rain had made my skirt so wet it got too heavy and fell down!!! Oh no! I then fell over and busted my knee!!!! I have a mental bruise and cut on it!!!!
I was woken up on new years day morning as my bass guitar fell off the box and smacked me in the head! I really don't know how it happened. I still have a lump! It was a great start to the year! Anyway that is the basics of my Christmas adventures!! I am planning on being a bit more behaved now as I’m back teaching on Monday!