The Amazing Adventures Of FairyMaryMermaid Part One: Me, a bench, a police car and a man dressed up like Bugsy Malone!
It was a normal Thursday night, went out with the girls for a Christmas meal and a dance. Us Cornish girls are a force to be reckoned with when we are together determined to have a great night! The photos of various body parts and poses suggest a very interesting evening! Now the girls are older than me and were soon tiring and preparing to go home! I wasn't going to be defeated! It was only 1 O’clock ! I took a taxi into town and mate my friends in the legendary 70's club Flares!! A few double JD's later and a big bill on my credit card made me realise that it was time I went home too. We went to find taxis, Now Taxis never want to go back into Cornwall at night, so its a nightmare to get home! We found ourselves at the end of a long queue with no coats and little tobacco!!
Then I realised that I needed to find a little girls room, as I would never make it home with my dignity intact and a dry taxi seat!!! There was no where to go as all the clubs had closed! So I held on a bit longer....... No that was it I couldn't possibly wait any more, I hurried around the corner into the main shopping centre hoping to find a quiet corner!!! There was no luck there were people everywhere!!! So I decided to sit on a bench and have a fag while I thought of my next move!
The bench was my next move!!!! The slats were perfect, and I had a skirt on!!! I manourvered myself in order to commit the crime!! Half way through I spotted the police car! It was coming through the pedestrianised centre towards me! I have never seen a police car move so slowly. I panicked and desperately tried to regain my composure, just preying that they wouldn't stop and talk to me!!!! They looked but carried on! As I just looked like I was just sitting on the bench having a smoke! I thought they would stop as it appeared I was sat on my own in town! But luckily at the same moment a man dressed up as Bugsy Malone came wandering over towards me! I had been saved, I started talking to the man, and the police drove off!!! Yes!!!! We discussed our various evenings, however I was still aware that my pants were still around my knees, discretely hidden under my skirt! The next adventure was to stand up, sort myself out, talk to Bugsy Malone and walk back to my friends!!! I managed somehow and the dude never even noticed!!!!
LOL I don't normally do things like that!!!