Urotsukidoji: The Legend Of The Overfiend - by Liam R
Chapter Two
[Liam’s note: I’m using the same reviewing style I used for my Most Haunted Live review i.e. I’m watching an episode each night and writing it up the following day. It’s easier for me this way, as three hours is a ridiculous amount of time (not including stopping for smokes, drinks, and screen caps) to watch this shit for]
[Liam’s second note: I’m seriously disturbed right now after watching this shit. How disturbed? Well last night I had a dream (and I’m not making this up, this is really what I can remember) where Emmerdale’s Amy Nuttall (I hope Ben Freeman doesn't read my stuff) was my mum’s accountant, I got beaten up at a football match for wearing a Lazio shirt, got beaten up by a ninja on the London Underground and was caught up in a desperate chase on the London Underground for my bag which contained a suit all the while not being able to focus on anything in the stations. My advice? Don’t watch this shit as it’ll give you nightmares]
We pick up or story from where we left it. Munhihausen stands atop Caesar’s chopper watching the ensuing chaos, trying to guess as to what Kyo-O/Himi/Hini is going to do next while I laugh at the irony of Munhihausen standing on top of helicopter rotor blades after they sliced him up good at the end of Doji 2. I think you’re guessing that I’ve got fuck all to work with here. Meanwhile back at Caesar’s Palace, Negros (well a bit of it) goes bats hit and escapes from his cesspool.
That makes two of us
How and why you may indeed ask, but it’s never explained. Negros finally arrives and absorbs Nagumo, before convincing Nagumo to put his killer penises in his own mouth and killing himself. Yes, that’s really what happened and no, I have no fucking idea what it means at all. Caesar, hero to millions, wonders why his beautiful robotic daughter would fall in love with a ruffian like Buju. While that’s all well and good, I’m wandering why a rape victim would fall in love with her attacker but such morality has long since left hentai.
He's doing a funky dance on top of a helicopter
However, before the rapidly advancing plot can go any further we have to go back in time to the hedonistic 1980s where our good buddy Caesar is not only not a fat fuck, but lord of a secret cult which believes in orgies. Want to bet that the FOG OF DOOM is in full effect? You’re ass better call somebody. Just to make things even more unimaginably fun, Caesar declares (in not so many words) that “fucking purifies lost wicked souls”. And just when you thought that this shit couldn’t get any more ludicrous.
Yes it is an orgy. An orgy of RAMPANT STUPIDITY
However Caesar is in Japan (where he came from nobody knows) because our slightly perverted, technologically advanced, slanty eyed friends homeland is closest to the gods. To ram this point home we are taken to an underground ruin, conveniently located under a ruin. But before that, Alector runs up to her dad and asks to have dinner. Caesar being the kind and caring father that he is says that he must destroy the universe first.
Into the ruins we go as we get yet another telling of the original legend of the overfiend, but this time Caesar wants to do what Hitler couldn’t (?) and that the Chojin will never have a chance to do - unite the three worlds. So by using NASA’s computers (no really) Caesar tries to summon the Chojin (stupid as he’s minus ten years old). The Chojin doesn’t take to kindly to being summoned early and kills Alector by slamming the dumb bitch into a wall PLUS blowing up NASA’s headquarters AND the hotel.
I'm starting to run out of things to say in these captions. Just thoughyou should know
[Liam’s note: from this time forward, the Evil King/Kyo-O/Himi/Hini/Thing That The Overfiend Fears will now be referred to as Himi]
Back to the future or wherever the hell we are, Amano tries to convince Buju that he was resurrected by Himi for a reason. Buju, being the bastard he is, sulks like a six year old who’s been told he can’t get that Constructicons set until Amano calls Buju a “sissy”. Man those be fighting words!
There is no rape in this scene. Just thought you should know
Elsewhere the now-unemployed Makemono plot a rebellion against their fat and sterile overlords (did I mention that all Caesar’s man are sterile? It’s not important but I have no idea if I mentioned it and thought it was best said). Even more elsewhere, Himi is put in the Kuroko shrine. Why? No idea. Even more elsewhere than the previous elsewhere, Alector is finally repaired but pisses Caesar off no end by asking after Buju. This is a very important plot point so remember it.
SMELL THE INCEST OVERTONES!
It’s at this point that Caesar’s evil plan is revealed, but I’ll be fucked if I know what it is. Oh yeah I remember now: He’s going to order a nuclear strike on Osaka to kill the Chojin and if that doesn’t work, he’s going to fuse Himi and Negros to make the ultimate evil creature to finish the job. So Munhihausen gets to work on the fusing but Amano shows up while not looking entirely bothered with the magnitude of what is going on.
Rather than being a man about it Munhihausen sends the bug-woman who tried to eat Buju in Chapter One after Amano and slaps the ever loving piss out of her. Got to love brutal misogynistic beating of females. What is this, EC Fucking W? Himi contacts Buju for help, which the sulking wuss agrees to do in a complete change of character. Negros doesn’t like this and goes batshit. Again.
Alector, after finding out that her rapist lover is still alive goes to find him but runs into Caesar. I think right now I should point out that Caesar’s feelings towards his daughter have been VERY creepy to this point, even going so far as to be vaguely incestual. Now can you guess what happens here? Can you? Caesar then procedes to rape his daughter with his ten metal penises. And if you think this is as bad as it gets (and incestual metal tentacle rape is pretty awful after all) you’re dead fucking wrong. This is TAME compared to what comes later on. After having his way with his cybernetic daughter (which, according to the blurb on the back of the DVD cover “he rebuilt as a sex machine) he kills Buju with one of his metal penises. If I wasn’t so disturbed, that would be funny.
All the while this is going on, Negros is busy eating anything it can get its hands on and those nuclear missiles are finally launched. What the hell is going to happen next? STAY TUNED!