Urotsukidoji: The Legend Of The Overfiend - by Liam R
Chapter One
The “action” begins two weeks after the end of Urotsukidoji (read the earlier reviews first) with the world quite successfully totalled. Up on a space station the American President, having killed his guards and fucked his secretary) orders a complete nuclear strike on Osaka to kill Nagumo - Genocidal Warrior. However, the president turns about to be a demon and proceeds to rape his secretary (rape two minutes in, a new record!) until Nagumo flies up from Earth and blows up the space station. Back on Earth, Nagumo lays waste to the US Fleet as the titles roll. Well, at least I think they do.
Well, it's gone downhill five minutes in!
We warp to the future (well I think we do, it’s never actually said that we do) where a load of people worship Akemi’s throbbing snatch. And if you think I’m making that up, you are SORELY mistaken. Anyways, she starts suffering some sort of pain which rots away the people that are worshipping her. The Chojin is born a wee bit prematurely because of an ‘evil thing’ in the East and demands that Amano go kill it.
Ten minutes in and something mystical starts flying out of a vagina - as per usual
To The East we go, as we witness some robbing, pillaging and appallingly edited gang rape. We’ve got it all so far haven’t we kids? We are introduced to Buju who’s not really a nice person, and as such is referred to as Kyo-O but I have a confession to make. None of this is making any sense whatsoever. I thought it would be better to tell you know than lie about it.
We then move to Caesar’s Palace (hehe) where we find out that Munhihausen isn’t dead, merely going by the name of Faust and doing the bidding of Caesar a big fat cybernetic fuck. They are in the process of building something called Negros, an evil being made up of what looks like crap and the souls of Nagumo’ victims. Again, I have no idea what the fuck is going on. We also meet Alector, Caesar’s daughter who feels sorry for the Makemono, the new race of creatures that spawned after Nagumo totalled the planet and of which Buju is one. Alector may have feelings for the Makemono, but it won’t last.
We then hop to the red light district (yep they still exist even in a post apocalyptic future) where Buju is drunk and fighting not unlike Russell Crowe, except I doubt the Gladiator has a penis for a tail. Anyways Buju gets hit on by the owner of the brothel and they go to leave except they are ambushed by some evil monks.
Just when you thought it couldn't POSSIBLY get more retarded
Buju consensually has sex with the bar owner (I’m fucking shocked) where we get our first exposure to the FOG OF DOOM (a really crappy method of censoring intercourse). The bar owner then rather obviously turns into some sort of bug demon and eats Buju and takes the Makemono to Caesar. Caesar and Munhihausen then convince Buju to find the real Kyo-O.
Alector then goes to visit Buju and agrees to bust him out if he can take her to the Lower World. Buju agrees to show her around if he can rape fuck her. Now I really wouldn’t take up that sort of deal, but Alector has even shown up Akemi in the dumb fuck category. They escape to the Lower World where Buju show’s her the sights before taking her to the Temple Of The Bat Monkeys in the Valley Of Sledgehammer Of Plot or something. Caesar finds out while receiving a blow job, natch, and sends his ENTIRE army after the eloping twosome.
Back at the temple, Buju gets down to the serious job of raping fucking Alector where we get more FOG OF DOOM and if you don’t believe me about the FOG click here (Image is Not Safe For Work). The FOG - it does NOTHING. Anyway Buju goes absolutely bonkers at the sound of a baby crying and out of nowhere, a tribe of Kuroko’s appear and I really have no idea what the fuck is going on. In fact I’ll let Amano tell you what I think.
Damn Right!
Thatta boy Amano! Caesar sends his whole army down to kill Buju, but Alector sacrifices herself to save Buju where it’s revealed that she’s a FUCKING ROBOT. Just when you think this series can’t throw you any more curveballs they send this one down the plate. I mean, not only was she raped by the bastard, but now she loves him? As I said in Doji 2, “true rape conquers all” at least in the creator’s mind. Meanwhile Buju is then shot to death in a scene which would be poignant if he wasn’t such a complete cunt. The baby that he’s cradling starts crying and NAGUMO LIVES AGAIN.
Please kill everyone. Quickly.
But this time, he’s acting on the side of his son’s (the Chojin, for reference) mortal enemy. Nagumo nukes Caesar’s army, and the Chojin decides that now is the time for fighting, as we fade away to the end music from Doji 2 (Liam’s note: the closing music from Doji 2 is in fact the only redeeming thing about the entire series, apart from Takeaki).