Urotsukidoji II: The Legend Of The Demon Womb - by Liam R
Chapter Two
Well after that little soiree, we head back to Naziville, where Muhni is disciplined by his teachers. What for? Well killing a few farm animals and some fellow students of course! Expulsion isn’t good for the academy so the vaguely dominatrix-looking teacher offers to make Muhni eat out her pussy for a week. Not really, they just beat him up. He gets his revenge by crucifying the old man teacher (upside down, naturally) and gutting him open, while using the female one as a sacrifice. She gets ripped apart after being fucked in the ass by a meta-corporeal (I made the word up, live with it, but she's definitely being raped by an invisible demon) demon who happens to be KOHOKI. Backstory people! Anyway they flirt a bit, and Kohoki is surprised by the little muppet’s knowledge of the Overfiend as well as his desire to rule the world.
I can see how disciplining the young scamp could be in order
Back in the present, Megumi wakes up butt naked and Nagumo, despite having a girlfriend, attempts to chat up another girl who’s been vaginally abused by a demon. Megumi has none of it, blaming everything in the entire universe squarely on Nagumo. Just kill the twat and this series will be over! Unfortunately for the viewing public, she goes to see Amano.
Yet another reason for me to hate snakes
Takeaki goes back to his apartment smiling about the final four paragraphs of the previous page (the strip club, the raping, the dying, the fight over the river, the usual shit) when who should he see, but his parents! However, it’s just a dream, which then gets a hell of a lot worse. How bad? Well it starts off as a three girl orgy, with some laughable attempts at showing a penis without actually showing one, before Megumi (and her lovingly detailed SNATCH) drops in and starts fucking him. Of course, all four women then turn into ugly snake creatures from hell, and we go even deeper with a disturbing flashback. Remember when Takeaki had to leave the family meal from earlier in the film. Well Nagumo followed him down to check on him as he left. Or did he, as we get the greatest line in a film ever:
“That ungrateful shit after all I’ve done for him. Fucking asshole. Fucking asshole!”
Of course Takeaki comes and absolutely annihilates the snake creature beasts, which finally triggers Muhni’s evil plan – Takeaki is now completely EVIL! He has no soul! Okay that may be stretching things a little seeing as this film is an absolute abomination, but still, you take these things when ever they happen.
Into the realm of the Jyujinkai we fly, as Megumi attempts to ask Amano for help, but the heartless bastard is to busy fucking to care. Yes fucking. As in having sex. CONSENSUAL SEX! It only took, what, a fucking hour! Anyway, Amano tells her to kill Takeaki but she’s in lurve, and won’t do it. Megumi fucks off, so Amano asks his bitch to use her super powers to find out the secrets of those ruins that Kuroko was banging on about earlier. Instead we get visions of Doji III, with ruined buildings, and a weirdly mechanized Munhihausen. Strange doesn’t quite cover it.
One guess as to where this scenario possibly leads to. Rape? Never!
Into humanity we go (and this constant scene shifting is really fucking me over), as Akemi and Nagumo try to get it on. Thankfully, Nagumo’s mum interrupts and we are spared more dubiously aged intercourse. Nagumo tells of his plans to do manly stuff with Takeaki, like fishing (Nagumo does a bizarre action to indicate this that looks like he’s wanking). While all this is going on Takeaki in monster form is listening, but his conscience gets in the way, so monster Takeaki kills another bloke and possibly kidnaps his girlfriend.
Next day at school, there have been nine murders so far, and everyone gets scared or something. Nagumo tries to talk to Takeaki, but he’s all moody and stuff and tells the little perv to fuck the hell off. Later that night, Nagumo and his bimbo of a girlfriend try to raise Takeaki’s spirits with fireworks but it doesn’t work as TAKEAKI GOES MENTAL and tries to kill Nagumo (YES!). Akemi gets her boobs out (NO!), and as Takeaki is about to kill Nagumo, Nagumo goes OVERFIEND and Takeaki runs away. He tries to kill himself with a wooden plank (headbutting it) but Megumi almost calms him down. However, she bumps into Muhni, who kidnaps her. Kuroko tries to stop the Nazi bastard but it doesn’t work, and he gets fried in one of those electric light billboard things.
Please fucking kill him
Amano finally gets his cock out of Mimi’s gaping snatch to tell Nagumo the truth – kill Takeaki and everything will be sweet. Nagumo says that as he and Takeaki share the same blood they are now brothers, and vows not to kill him. This is what they call the calm before the storm kids, as we crank it up a notch to finish this film off.
No you fucking kill him
To cap things off, we head over to the Shinjuku skyscrapers where Muhni first appeared in the current timeframe at the start of the film. Or something like that. Anyway he gets all misty eyed and blames the demon world for destroying Nazi Germany (I’ve heard the Americans and Brits called a lot of things, but demons?) rather he respects his father for what he tried to accomplish and tonight, IN THIS VERY SKYSCRAPER, he will finish off his father’s plan. How?
Sweet fucking Jesus
NAZI SEX RAPE DEATH MACHINE of course, which now has three phallic towers as opposed to two. And just who are the sacrificial girls waiting to be raped by the device? Oh it’s the girl from the car crash! And there’s the girl from the fairground! It all makes sense now. Megumi meanwhile is tied down to the middle of the machine, and her lurverboy Takeaki appears. In a weird S&M looking rubber suit. Apparently, he has to fuck (read rape, but you should know that by now) Megumi to death in order for the Evil King to appear. Like I said, I really have no fucking idea what the hell is going on.
True rape conquers all
Kohoki, perhaps showing a tad more concern for Megumi’s plight with him being a three-penised raping machine and all, shows some class and attempts to save Megumi. It doesn’t work as Muhni uses his magic powers to possess the poor demon. Amano finally gets his ass into the fight, but realizes he can’t do shit. The NAZI SEX RAPE DEATH MACHINE does it’s thing and rapes the poor girls to death, and the blood from their drained corpses fills a Star Of David. IT WAS THE JEWS ALL ALONG! FUCK!
Mmm, underage pussy thinks Kohoki
Muhni sends possessed Kohoki after Amano, while Takeaki continues to rape Megumi. Amano gets stuck in a window while Kohoki drools, possibly thinking about raping Amano’s arse. Down in the middle of the Nazi blood death Jew pit, Nagumo arrives and attempts to calm Takeaki (who’s also morphed into his monster form while raping Megumi) down. It doesn’t work, and having been interrupted while violating Megumi, Takeaki drowns the pervert.
THE END
Not really, as Amano demands to know what the fuck is going on with raping and killing. Muhni recites that whole Evil King crap, which is just a ruse to let Amano escape. He and Kohoki fight a bit, before Amano uses the demon as a shield to bust down into the Nazi hell machine blood storm. Kohoki confesses his love to Megumi which surprisingly makes the slut upset considering he raped and ATE you, you fucking idiot.
Nagumo RISES FROM THE DEAD, and so he and Takeaki have a fight to the death. Actually I’m guessing they fight as it’s all smoke and mirrors or blood and wind as the case actually is. Amano pulls Megumi out of the mess, and goes to stop Muhni the mentalist. It doesn’t work as Muhni is suddenly indestructible, so Amano flies up onto the roof and finds a helicopter.
Just fucking kill him already
Back in the pits of Hades, Nagumo drops his Overfiend form to try and reason with Takeaki. It seems to work as Muhni regrets not using more explicit forms of mental torture to destroy poor Takeaki’s soul (though Takeaki fucking the snake monster on top of the corpses of his dead parents is about as bad as you could get, though those dead corpses from the plane actually fucking Takeaki would be worse, and you just know that THAT would have crossed Maeda’s fucking mind), and instead uses his magic powers to force Takeaki to kill Nagumo (someone please fucking DIE!). While he’s busy using his magic powers, Muhni doesn’t notice that Amano has ripped the rotor blades off the chopper and is now swinging them very fast and coming straight towards him. Muhni gets splattered.
It's nearly over, don't worry
Meanwhile, a possibly constipated Takeaki tries to kill Nagumo but Megumi steps in and kills her never-fucked-him-but-wish-I-could boyfriend. Takeaki falls into the pit of hell, and everyone lives happily ever after. Well not Nagumo, who staggers away from the battle in the morning. He stops and turns around: “What, what was I doing there?” he asks himself. Best to make something up I think.
Meanwhile, Takeaki’s corpse falls down and gets impaled on those old ruins from the start of the film. Mecha-Muhni staggers in and the ruins start glowing, showing a structure which oddly looks like the one from the vision of Urotsukidoji III from earlier. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME AS THE FILM FINALLY ENDS!