We all love sport, whether it's beating the crap out of some poor innocent bystander because he dares to wear a Windsor & Eton shirt. Actually scrap that thought as anyone whose anyone knows, Windsor & Eton fans don't REALLY exist. Anyway, going back to my original train of thought, whether it's hooliganism or merely the politically correct 'fan disturbances' we rarely pay attention the games being played. Fortunately that's where we step in.

There may be a slight problem in most of these articles: I support only the Detroit teams in the states, and I tend to hate every other club in the universe that isn't Slough Town, Man United, Celtic, Atletico Madrid and Kilmarnock. If you're looking for unbiased reporting I suggest you don't look here or in the Daily Mail.

Also in this lovely section will (hopefully) be the Kirbynator's Slough Town match reports (which in turn means I might need to bring a camera to the games) as well as all sorts of other fun gubbins. Enjoy.