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My name is Joey Sarajevo. I am old and wise and was born (physically) one morning on the last-but-one day of a decade in the last century. I am young and pure of heart and was born (spiritually) during a binge on cheap cider and bad thinking one night in the autumn of a year in this one.

I will make you think. Often you will think “Joey Sarajevo is deranged and moreover not especially talented”. This may well be true.

Contact me here, if you like

Fare thee well gone away, there's nothing left to say. Joey takes his bow and exits stage left [click here]
Joey has been waiting a while to talk about pron, so here he does. Complete with vaguely safe for work pictures [click here]
I had no idea that our Joey would be the shining beacon of sanity in today's increasingly retarded planet, but there you go [click here]
It's Joey Sarajevo talking wank version 3. Now with added (Safe For Work) boobies! Yay! [click here]
Joey talks lies, lies and more lies and then has the cheek to break my fragile heart. The bastard [click here]
It's one of those lists, but better. Joey has reasons to be faithful [click here]
This is the second article that Joey has given me that isn't the Hit Parade. Take a look, chumps and chumpettes [click here]
 
He's back, and he has something to say. Joey Sarajevo rides again [click here]
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